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anniversary-The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.
-Peter De Vries
  7

anniversary-Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
-Hoosier Farmer
  8

anniversary-A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
-Paul Sweeney
  52

anniversary-Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.
-Gene Perret
  27

anniversary-A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-Mignon McLaughlin
  13

anniversary-The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
-Peter Devries
  7

anniversary-Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
-S.J. Perelman
  0

anniversary-Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
-Ambrose Bierce
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anniversary-It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
  18

anniversary-Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
-S.J. Perelman
  3

anniversary-A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
-George Jean Nathan
  4

anniversary-A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.
-Andre Maurois
  2

anniversary-Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly.
-Proverb
  3

anniversary-Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
-H.L. Mencken
  2

anniversary-Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
-Woody Allen
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anniversary-We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-S.J. Perelman
  2

anniversary-Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
-Zelda Fitzgerald
  2

anniversary-True love stories never have endings.
True love stories never have endings.
-Richard Bach
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Anniversary Quotes
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anniversary-Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-Michael Leunig
  5

anniversary-Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end.
-S.J. Perelman
  2

anniversary-Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
-S.J. Perelman
  1

anniversary-Love is not singular except in syllable.
Love is not singular except in syllable.
-Marvin Taylor
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anniversary-Are we not like two volumes of one book?
Are we not like two volumes of one book?
-Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
  0

anniversary-Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever.
-S.J. Perelman
  1

anniversary-The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
The highest happiness on earth is marriage.
-William Lyon Phelps
  2

anniversary-An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
-S.J. Perelman
  38

anniversary-Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
-Judith Viorst
  3

anniversary-Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
-Marcel Proust
  6

anniversary-Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
-Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  2

anniversary-Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
-S.J. Perelman
  4

anniversary-If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless Against them while they stand so.
If two stand shoulder to shoulder against the gods,Happy together, the gods themselves are helpless Against them while they stand so.
-Maxwell Anderson
  3

anniversary-No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
-Abraham Lincoln
  2

anniversary-Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
-Judith Viorst
  1

anniversary-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
-S.J. Perelman
  2

anniversary-Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-Phyllis Diller
  1
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